Instructions

You see those dots along the time-bar at the bottom of the video? Each dot represents a chapter. Here’s how to skip to your favorite chapter:

1. Click “PLAY”
2. Wait for the video to start playing
3. After the video starts playing, click on the dot for the chapter you want to watch

Here’s a list of the chapters

Dot 1: Cow Tipping
Dot 2: Golf Course Date
Dot 3: Two Liter at the Movie Theater
Dot 4: Cancer and Amputation
Dot 5: Free Fallin

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I didn’t have time to talk about this at FFA, but I usually start the golf course story with this bit about The Greatest Pick Up Line of All Time.

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I’ve just posted a video of the “Free Falling” parody I sing when I speak to student groups.

This was recorded in front of 600 college students here in DC this past January. Since it was a college crowd, I added a more “edgy” third verse–I don’t include it when I perform for high schoolers.

The song is basically a bunch of references to stories that I tell in my speeches. Here are links to videos of all these stories:

• “Eye contact at the urinal, this guy was hardcore…” Social Interaction at Urinals
• “She was in my math class…” Prosthesis Malfunction on My Golf Course Date
• “We woke the bull…” Cow tipping story, on How to turn your limp into a pimp walk
• “The two liter…” Movie theater story, on How to turn your limp into a pimp walk
• “In the airport security line…” In the 4th chapter of Laughing at Our Differences

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Length: 60 seconds

Hey everyone, check it out: I’ve had the honor of being included in a Public Service Announcement that will be broadcast throughout the country this fall. It’s about disability employment.

We filmed this past summer and the spot was just unveiled a few weeks ago. Here are some behind-the-scenes photos from the filming… Read More