Introduction
I love being a motivational speaker.
I also happen find it incredibly stressful. I don’t sleep well the night before. I worry about whether I’ve prepared enough. My palms get sweaty.
The other day my friend Brad observed that it is interesting how something I love so much could also cause me such stress. I agreed that yes, that was what you might call a paradox.
But then I got to thinking and noticed a common parallel: Children.
I don’t yet have children of my own (to my mother’s great dismay), nor do I intend to anytime soon (to my mother’s even greater dismay), but from my observation, most children are to their parents both an object of nearly infinite love and a source of equally infinite stress.
Like how I feel about speaking.
Here are some more similarities.
the top ten ways giving motivational speeches is like raising children
10. You are always sharing life lessons and advice, but you can never tell if you’re getting through to them.
9. Occasionally you have to raise your voice for dramatic effect.
8. You are looked up to. Often too much.
7. It would be nearly impossible without coffee.
6. The first time you do it, it’s really scary and you feel totally inadequate.
5. You have to be fully present. They can always tell if your mind is somewhere else.
4. A big part of the job is coordinating rides and transportation.
3. In the early days, you rely mostly on formula. (Get it? Like baby formula?)
2. The goal is to better the world, to leave a legacy.
1. Some of them turn out better than others, and you never quite know why.
4 Responses to “the top ten ways giving motivational speeches is like raising children”
July 14, 2010
1:33 am
when you’re interested in a girl, what do you look for first? like, what quality/physical trait do you look for first?
July 18, 2010
12:22 am
I babysitmy little brother and sister and have been around them since they were really little and the top ten reasons that u said just seems soo true!
July 25, 2010
3:48 am
I am very shy, and I find it hard to interact with people. Most of the time I can’t even say what I am trying to get across because I get so nervous that i trip over my own words. So i stick to being quite.
I saw you at the Texas FFA convention. I envied you, because it seemed so effortless to be yourself and say what you wanted to say.
I guess what I am trying to ask is how do let go of yourself in order to be yourself if that even makes any sense?.
October 8, 2010
11:17 pm
Hello Josh, my name is Ashley and I am an 8th grader at lakeview Middle School in Warsaw, IN. In our health class we have been reading and doing reports on you and your book. Your book is amazing ! One of my favorite parts in when you had to buy the seven day perm for spirt week and it lasted for 64 days ! That would be horrible! Everytime we are in class, we watch some videos of you. Your very good at making videos! By the way, nice abs. Anywho, I have a VERY important question, I would like to know if you would come to our school to talk to us about your leg and maybe even sign some autographs! I am praying that you do! The other favor is do you think you could say hello to Ashley Miller and Kirstin Davis in your next video? If not that’s fine. Your an amazing author ! I love you! [email protected] . Get back to me if you cN ! Bye and god bless