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the best pickup line ever

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14 Responses to “the best pickup line ever”

garrett
July 13, 2010
12:27 pm

Girl I like your neekless
Boy I like your everything!
Austin (not John)
July 14, 2010
10:03 pm

I’m a racecar driver, but I’m not the best… I’ve gotten 2nd before, but I’ll always be #1 in your heart
Jordan Lillie
July 17, 2010
3:49 am

you say-what happens when a over weight polar bear sits down?
they answer- I dont know
you say- it breaks the ice. Hi my name is ………
Colt Gresham
July 18, 2010
12:28 am

Girl are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
garrett
July 18, 2010
11:39 am

i love that one!!
Addy
July 20, 2010
1:27 am

Do I smell a hot dog? Because you’re hot, dog.
Sarah
July 20, 2010
3:02 am

“Are you from Tennessee, cause your the only 10 I see.” See Josh, opinionated. Not yes or no. xD
garrett
July 21, 2010
9:56 am

haaaaaaa i like addys but as for Sarah i think i have heard your pick up line before
Brett
July 23, 2010
10:41 am

Guy: Hey girl can i have your number?

Girl: No, I have a boyfriend

Guy: I like turtles

Girl: Ummm…..What?

Guy: Oh sorry i though we were talking about things that don’t matter
Austin (still not John)
July 24, 2010
6:18 pm

Yeah Brett, I’d hate to say it but I’m sure thats straight out of Patrick Byrne’s Officer speech.
Brittaney
August 5, 2010
12:47 pm

hey how are you still single im available call me I LOVE U YOUR SEXY AND HOTT
Sunil Urs
August 9, 2010
8:14 am

Boy: Is your dad a terrorist?

Girl: What???..

Boy: Because he has created such a bomb!
Sophie
September 30, 2010
10:18 pm

boy: FAT PENGUINE!

girl: um…what?

boy: daang girrl! I just brokek the ice!

…sorry that one was a bit…(Ok alot like the one of the ones at the top so heres another…

boy: Are you a broom?

girl: no…? (what a creeper)

boy: because you just swept me off my feet!.. (hehe, get it, broom. Sweep!)

Then, you can just alwayse ask them to get coffee in the morning with you. And for young teenage love, a monster in the afternoon… nothing mre romantc…
Steve Hinkle
October 10, 2010
11:17 pm

Hey yo Girl! We got puddin’!.. and stuff!