the best pickup line ever

Topics: vlogs

garrett
July 13, 2010
12:27 pm

Girl I like your neekless
Boy I like your everything!
Austin (not John)
July 14, 2010
10:03 pm

I’m a racecar driver, but I’m not the best… I’ve gotten 2nd before, but I’ll always be #1 in your heart
Jordan Lillie
July 17, 2010
3:49 am

you say-what happens when a over weight polar bear sits down?
they answer- I dont know
you say- it breaks the ice. Hi my name is ………
Colt Gresham
July 18, 2010
12:28 am

Girl are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
garrett
July 18, 2010
11:39 am

i love that one!!
Addy
July 20, 2010
1:27 am

Do I smell a hot dog? Because you’re hot, dog.
Sarah
July 20, 2010
3:02 am

“Are you from Tennessee, cause your the only 10 I see.” See Josh, opinionated. Not yes or no. xD
garrett
July 21, 2010
9:56 am

haaaaaaa i like addys but as for Sarah i think i have heard your pick up line before
Brett
July 23, 2010
10:41 am

Guy: Hey girl can i have your number?

Girl: No, I have a boyfriend

Guy: I like turtles

Girl: Ummm…..What?

Guy: Oh sorry i though we were talking about things that don’t matter
Austin (still not John)
July 24, 2010
6:18 pm

Yeah Brett, I’d hate to say it but I’m sure thats straight out of Patrick Byrne’s Officer speech.
Brittaney
August 5, 2010
12:47 pm

hey how are you still single im available call me I LOVE U YOUR SEXY AND HOTT
Sunil Urs
August 9, 2010
8:14 am

Boy: Is your dad a terrorist?

Girl: What???..

Boy: Because he has created such a bomb!